Kids say the darndest things!

Eli makes us laugh every day!

1. While lying in bed one night Eli says to me:
Eli: I think I will keep you.
Me: Awww, thanks Bubs.
Eli: You’re welcome. I just love you so much.

2. While in the car sitting in his car seat:
Eli: Can I take a nap in my car seat?
Me: You wanna take a nap?
Eli: Yes, because I keep yawning all the time.

3. Eli: Mommy do you have any money?
Me: Yes, I have some money honey.
Eli: Oh, just wait a “mimute”. I need to get my piggy bank.
Me: Okay.
Eli: Do you have enough for the Wii game?

He is obsessed with Nintendo Wii for some reason and wants one really bad!

4. Berkley is outside barking to come in. Eli says “Jesus dog! You can’t bark like that all the time!”

5. On a walk with Berkley one day Eli says to me “Poo stinks!”

6. While laying in bed with Chris and I one night, Eli says “Hey, I need a little more room here.”

7. While laying in bed with Chris one night, Eli points to Chris’ bare chest and says “That’s funny. You got a little grass on there.”

8. There is a book I read to Eli that talks about how much I love him. An example of the book is “I love you like a mouse loves blueberry pancakes”. We often play this game in bed right before going to sleep. Last night I started the game and Eli says “I love Daddy like he likes vacuuming” and then proceeds to repeat the phrase with “I love Daddy like he likes Pepsi” and finally “I love Daddy like he likes Smarties.” Eli sure knows his Dad! Chris and I burst into laughter. Chris really does love Pepsi, Smarties and well, he vacuums quite a bit as Berkley is always bringing grass into the house.

Thanks for reading

Wendy